中文片名：如此美好（又名：美好的一天） 斯洛伐克文片名：Tak Fajn 英文片名：Nice ( Beautiful Day ) （2012） 【字幕翻译制作：名可名也】
如此美好 （美好的一天） Nice ( Beautiful Day )
如果你想知道地狱的感觉 If you want to know what the hell feels like,
把头伸出窗外 stick your head out of the window.
今天36摄氏度 Today 36 celsius.
零星的雷雨，小心阵雨 Scattered thunderstorms, watch out for those showers.
打开你的音量 Turn up your volumes,
我叫宾多 my name is Bindo.
来自广播快报，彼得大计划，嘿，现在！ from radio Expres, Peter Big Project, Hey now!
亲爱的，为了10天，我应该喂它们多少？ Sweetheart, for 10 days, how much should I give them?
就像这样的一半？ Like a half of this?
是的，那些就好了 Yeah, that will be fine.
不...！ Noooo!
不要那么多！ Not that much!
你说你可以！ You said you should!
顺便说一下，我已经收拾好了，你还穿着背心 And by the way, I'm fully packed and you are still in your shirt.
我只要把一些东西复制到我的笔记本电脑里就可以了 I'll just copy some things into my laptop and I'm ready to go.
天哪，你们都这么肥了！ OMG, you are going to be so fat!
怎么了鱼儿们 What's up fishies.
吃吧 Eat up.
怎么了？ What's up?
新客户？ The new client?
我们应该有两周的时间 We should have had 2 weeks for that.
他需要什么？ What does he need?
移动另一个数据库？ To move another database?
不能等到我回来吗？ Can't it wait until I get back?
好的，给他安装一些服务器 OK install some servers for him,
并把它和电缆连接起来 and hook it up with the cable.
你不知道在哪儿吗？ Don't you know where it is?
冷静点，我会向你解释的 Calm down, I'll explain it to you.
去主交换室 Go to the main switching room.
是的，你在那里 Yes, you are there.
是的，光存储的，明白吗？ Yes the optical one, got it?
再见 Bye.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我希望你整个假期都不要用电话 I hope you are not going to be on your phone the entire vacation.
好 No.
喂？ Yes?
稳定那个操作系统 Stabilize the operating system,
很明显，电缆的边色系列 so it's clear, that the chromatic series of cables
被认为是太阳能或语音复合体的 is considered as solar or phonetic complex
放大... amplified by...
我已经想走了！ I want to go already!
等等 Wait.
你为什么不开车？好吗 Why don't you drive? OK.
向他解释，这不容易 Explain to him, that it is not that easy.
我们需要那两个星期 We need those 2 weeks.
因为如果我们仓促行事，在没有适当测试的情况下转移 Because if we rush the job, and move it without proper testing,
所有的数据库和交易 with all of his databases and transactions,
然后整个主机就会... then the whole mainframe will get ....
我们刚刚把车撞坏了 We just wrecked the car.
你做了什么？ What did you do?
如果你没在接电话，这就不会发生了！ If you weren't on the phone, this would not happen!
但我们不能这样去克罗地亚！ But we can't go like this to Croatia!
爸爸？ Dad?
我需要你帮个忙 I need a favor from you.
你好，经理，你儿子来了 Good day director, your son is here.
谢谢你 Thank you.
他在路上 On his way.
我在外面等 I'll wait outside.
去掉你脸上的笑容 Wipe that smile from you face.
我有最新的电脑 I have inside the latest computer,
这能告诉我你开车的确切速度 that will tell me exactly the speed you drove.
你不是这里唯一的电脑高手 You are not the only computer wiz around here.
这是那个文件，不要丢了！ Here are the papers, not to be lost!
在我给你钥匙之前 And before I'll give you the keys,
订几条规矩 few rules.
不要把鞋上的沙子带进车里 Don't enter the car with the sand on your shoes,
因为我永远无法把沙子弄出去 because I will never get the sand out of there.
好的 ok
也从不穿湿泳衣 Also never in wet swimsuits.
要么换衣服，要么把毛巾放在屁股下面 Either change before or put a towel under your butt.
当油箱半空时，加些油 When the tank is half empty, get some gas.
否则，沉淀物会进入发动机并导致故障 Otherwise, the sediments get into the engine and it can malfunction.
那要花钱！ And that costs money!
好吧 All right.
这是钥匙 Here are the keys,
不要炫耀！ and no showing off!
当你自己买一辆这样的车 When you buy one like this yourself,
用它做你想做的事 do whatever you want with it.
但在这车上面，不许有划痕 But on this one, no scratch.
我们明白了吗？ Are we clear?
别担心，十天之内你就能把它拿回来 Don't worry, in 10 days you have it back.
跟妈妈说再见 Say bye to mom.
我们到那儿后我会发短信的 I'll send a text message when we get there.
再见！ Byeeee!
调低收音机音量！ Lower the radio volume!
为什么我永远不能选择目的地？ Why can't I never pick the destination?
如果我们去旅行社 If we went with the travel agency,
我们已经坐在飞机上了，带空调 we would be already sitting on the airplane. With air conditioning.
我们要在这里站多久？有什么想法吗？ For how long are we going to stand here? Any ideas?
别担心，会没事的 Don't worry. It will be fine.
太好了 Great.
在接下来的8个小时里，我已经可以看到自己在车里烤屁股了 I can already see myself grilling my ass in the car for the next 8 hours.
天啊，你怎么不明白 Oh my, why can't you understand,
我只想让我的蠢货朋友玩得开心 that I just want to have my geeky friend have some fun.
当他完全紧张的时候，你知道我的意思吗？ When he is totally uptight, you know what I mean?
我会很好地让他们放松 And I will nicely loosen them up.
是的，特别是别忘了让比特卡放松 Yeah, specially don't forget to loosen up Beatka.
你是我唯一爱的人 You are the only one I love.
当然 sure
太好了 great
就是他们，看 That's them, look.
最后 finally
万岁！ hurray!
怎么样！ what's up!
很高兴见到你 Happy to see you.
上车关门，我们走 Get in and off we go.
太远了！ Far out!
等等！ Wait!
怎么回事？ What happened?
我忘了穿粉红色的拖鞋 I forgot my pink slippers.
白色的不行吗？ The white ones won't do it?
我怎样才能把白色的和黑色的衣服搭配在一起呢？ How can I wear the white ones with the black dress?
这真的重要吗？我们会在海滩上 Does it really matter? We'll be on the beach.
那当然没关系 Of course it doesn't matter.
我可以把水母放在头上，你会感觉很好的 I can put a jellyfish on my head and it will be fine with you.
我不确定亲爱的 I'm not sure my love,
但即使你头上有水母我也喜欢你 but I like you even with a jellyfish on your head.
嘿，来吧，我们走！ Hey, common let's get moving!
请停下好吗？ Please stop ok?
我要回去拿我的粉色拖鞋，然后我们可以去度这个精致的假期 I will just go back for my pink slippers and we can go on this exquisite vacation.
我是认真的，停车 I mean it, stop the car.
天啊，你就不能忘了那只粉色的拖鞋吗？ OMG, can't you just forget about the pink slipper?
如果我们继续这样停下来，我会摔断膝盖的 If we keep stopping like this, I will break my knees.
我们都没动你已经很痛苦了？ We didn't even move and you are in pain already?
我不打算在整个驾驶过程中都听这个 I'm not going to listen to this for the whole drive.
你为什么不吃点感冒药？ Why don't you take a chill pill?
也许你会温柔一会儿 Maybe you'll mellow dow a bit.
我要么去拿我的粉色拖鞋 I will either go get my pink slippers,
要么我待在这里 or I'm staying here and
你们都可以自己去 you can all go by yourself.
詹卡，拜托... Janka please...
让她那样吧... Let her be that way...
如果她非常想在这里度过一个愉快的假期 Let her enjoy a nice vacation here if she wants so badly.
待在这里，在8楼好好烤你的屁股 Stay here and nicely grill your butt on the 8th floor,
当我们去海边玩的时候 while we go to the sea and will enjoy ourselves.
别疯了，去拿你的粉色拖鞋，这样我们就可以走了 Don't be crazy. Go get your pink slipper, so we can finally go.
那不会是我们三个 It not going to be 3 of us.
我不穿拖鞋去 I'm not going without slippers.
你的拖鞋会下地狱的 Your slippers can go to hell.
不管我怎么说，这整个愚蠢的假期都会下地狱的 For what I care, this whole stupid vacation can go to hell.
詹卡，这太疯狂了 Janka this is mad.
打开门 Open the door.
让她去吧，我可不喜欢固执的疯子 Let her be, I'm not in a mood for stubborn lunatics.
你听他说的！ You heard him!
我总是最坏的那个 I'm always the bad one.
米兰，我们走 Milan let's go.
完美先生总是对的 Mr. Perfect is always right.
詹卡 Janka.
我不明白这有什么好处 I don't get what this was good for.
现在怎么办？ What now?
没什么，你不能没有我 Well nothing, you can't go without me.
我做了所有的安排 I made all the arrangements.
我不在乎，我已经想走了 I don't care. I just want to go already.
我不知道我们在等什么？ I don't know what we are waiting for?
这将是每个人最好的假期！ This is going to be the best vacation eveeeeeer!
你这只猪 you pig
想要一罐吗？ want one?
让我们玩吧，我是哪个动画生物？ let's play, which animated creature am I?
我知道 I know.
是高飞吗？ Is it Goofy?
是的，高飞 Yeah Goofy.
我们能在这个加油站停一下吗？ Can we stop at this gas station please?
再一次？你半小时前就去了 Again? You went half an hour ago.
是的，我去了 Yes I went.
但高飞没有去 But Goofy didn't go.
如果高飞不停在这里 And if Goofy will not stop here,
他不仅会让自己蒙羞，还会让整个座位蒙羞 he will shame not only himself but this whole seat.
别开玩笑了，我们停下来 Don't even joke about that. We are stopping.
谢谢，谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
我希望高飞会高兴 I hope Goofy will be pleased.
来吧 Come on.
请不要在那里呆一个小时 Don't spend there an hour please.
亲爱的，现在看看我怎么把屋顶拆下来 Sweetheart, now check out how I'll pull down the roof.
米兰？ Milan?
那不是它要做的 That wasn't it yet.
非常感谢你，我要弄好我自己 Thank you very much. I'm going to fix myself.
很抱歉 So sorry.
所以伙计，过得如何？ So buddy. How is it going?
比特卡好吗？ Beatka ok?
想看看吗？当然！ Wanna see something? Sure!
你是认真的吗？真的？ Are you serious? Really?
伙计，这太浪漫了 My man, this is so romantic.
我会想出好办法的 I'll come up with something great.
不，真的不，我想给个惊喜 No, really no, I want this to be a surprise.
你知道，一些浪漫的事 You know, something romantic.
交给我吧，我已经有个主意了 Leave it up to me, I have an idea already.
她来了，小心点 She's coming, watch out.
我们有飞机起飞！ We have a lift off!
哇棒极了 Wow awesome.
聪明的孩子！ clever boy!
按喇叭让他知道我们到了 Honk so he knows we've arrived.
嘿，听着，你现在有大麻烦了！ Hey, listen, you have a big problem now!
嘿，德拉根！ Hey Dragan!
是我米奇！ It's me Miki!
我不认识你！ I don't know you!
德拉根，我的朋友龙，龙之力！ Dragan, my friend Dragon, Dragon force!
派对米奇！ Party Miki!
嘿，伙计，你现在在干什么？ Hey man, what do you doing now?
我打过电话 I telephoned.
我在电话里留言 I leave message on telephone.
我没有电话，也没有留言 I don't have the telephone, I don't have a message.
只有大海，放松和钓鱼 Only have the sea, relax and fish.
朋友们，过来！ Come here my friends!
龙之力！派对米奇！ Dragon force! Party Miki!
你能感觉到那种空气吗？ Can you feel that air?
还有大海，天哪，我太爱大海了 And the sea, oh god I love the sea so much.
我们现在不能去游泳吗？ Can't we go swimming right now?
夜幕降临，大海充满了怪物和水母 It's night, and the sea is full of monsters and jellyfish.
你一点也不浪漫 You are not romantic at all.
如果我不想被不浪漫的东西吃掉 If I don't want to be eaten by something is unromantic,
那我就不浪漫了 Then I'm not romantic.
但还活着！ But alive!
明天早上，我们去海滩 Tomorrow morning, we'll go to the beach,
会更加享受浪漫 and will enjoy romance more then enough.
米库拉斯！ Mikulas!
嗯，我们... Well, we have...
有点小问题 a little problem.
在最后一分钟，一些德国人订了票 At the last minute, some germans booked it.
你在开玩笑！ You are kidding me!
不 Nope.
但别担心我已经解决了 But don't worry I've solved it.
你最好是，因为我现在会淹死你 You better, because I would drown you right now.
我不怀疑 I don't doubt that.
所以就是这样 So this is how it is.
房主给了你他自己的公寓 The owner gave you his own apartment.
喂！ Voila!
你呢？ And you?
没关系，我睡在车里 That's ok, I'll sleep in the car.
你不能在车里睡觉，真的没有免费房间吗？ You can't sleep in the car. Are there really no free rooms?
别担心，明天会搞定的 Don't worry, tomorrow will take care of that.
听着，我太累了，我都不知道该怎么说 Listen, I'm so tired, that I don't even know what to say to that.
好吧，晚安，做个美梦，打开后备箱 Well, just say good night and sweet dreams and open the trunk.
晚安，做个美梦，打开后备箱 Good night and sweet dreams and open the trunk.
我想住在这里 I want to live here.
明天我就全买了它 Tomorrow I'll buy it all.
但现在，我累死了 But right now, I'm dead tired.
我们去睡觉吧 Let's go to bed.
那是我们的车？ That was our car?
不 Nope.
哦，终于在床上了 Ohhh, finally in the bed.
- 你在做什么？ - 捕捉信号 - What are you doing? - Catching signal.
如果你能抓住这个怎么办？ What if you would catch this?
太好了！ Great!
就这样 just like this
- 那是我们的吗？ - 不 Was that ours? Nooo.
安静！对不起！ Quiet! Sorry!
可恶！ Far out!
我来了，来了！ I'm coming, coming!
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
对不起，对不起，我撞到方向盘了，我不会再撞了 Sorry, sorry. I hit the steering wheel. I will not hit it again.
试图找到正确的位置，现在没事了 Trying to find the right position. It's ok now.
你在找什么？ What are you looking for?
呼吸管，我想在人们把鱼赶走之前去潜泳 Snorkel, I want to go snorkeling before people chase away the fish.
在泳衣的塑料袋里 In the plastic bag from swimsuits.
看看我给你带来了什么 Look what I've got you.
别害怕，是一只乌贼 Don't be scared. It's a squid.
不喜欢 Repulsive.
你杀了它吗？ Did you kill it?
我抓到它 I've caught it.
我将实现我童年的梦想 I will make my childhood dream come true.
我要捉海胆，海葵，我一直想有一个海洋水族馆 I will catch urchins, sea anemones. I always wanted to have a sea aquarium.
我会带它们回家 I'll take them home.
不是在我爸爸的车里 Not in my dad's car.
别担心，我已经搞定了 Don't worry, I have it figured out.
我要下水了 I'm going in to the water.
我就在你后面 I'm right behind you.
嗨，爸爸 Hi dad.
你到的时候为什么不给我发短信？ Why didn't you text me, right when you arrived?
我刚才正在打字，我们昨晚到的真的很晚 I was just typing it right now, we came really late last night.
那有多少度？ How many degrees are there?
34度？ 34?
汽车在阴凉处？ The car is in a shade?
当然 Of course.
如果没有阴影，后备箱里就有一条毯子，遮盖它 If there is no shade, there is a blanket in the trunk. Cover it.
在停车场尽头的阴凉处 It's in the shade at the end of the parking lot.
过来，水很好 Come here, the water is great.
来了 Coming.
打电话给我们，我们想知道你怎么样 Call us, we want to know how you doing.
好的，跟妈妈打个招呼 OK say hi to mom.
再见，再见 Bye, bye.
我儿子，这么小，一个人 My son, so tiny and all by himself.
那是什么？在检查你吗？ What was that? Checking up on you?
是的，一切都很好 Yeah, all is good.
我就是这么想的 This is how I imagined it would be.
不能像这样！ Not like this!
只是一点水 It's just a water.
这也只是一点水！ This is also just a water!
对不起，我没看见你，不是我的错 I'm sorry, I couldn't see you, it's not my fault.
没关系 That's ok.
米奇，我得想出一些非常浪漫的东西 Miki, I have to come up with something very romantic.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
嗯，听着，你看到那边的那个岛了吗？ Uhmmm, well listen, do you see that island over there?
明天早上我给你安排一艘船 Tomorrow morning I'll set you up with a boat.
你会带她去的，你们会单独在那里的 You'll take her there. You'll be there totally alone.
你说什么？只有你们两个 What do you say? Just the two of you.
还有一些裸体主义者 And a few nudists.
浪漫 Romantic.
是啊 Yeah.
我会向她求婚 I'll ask her to marry me,
就在吊死的约翰逊旁边 right next to some hanging johnson.
别担心，裸体主义者在另一边 Don't fret, the nudists are on the other side.
不远了！让它发生吧，我要去游泳 Far out! Make it happen, I'm going for a swim.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
试着跳过石头 Trying some stone skipping.
你得挑一块平石头，否则就不行了 You have to pick a flat stone, or it will not work.
平的也不行 Can't do it with a flat one either.
来，试试看 Here, try it.
不，不，相反 No, no, the other way.
- 这样？ - 是啊，再给我看看手腕的动作，好啊 - This way? - Yeah. Show me the wrist move again. OK
现在，在水面上，用手腕摆动，扭动它 And now, over the water, swing with the wrist. Twist it.
好吧，很好 Well, pretty OK.
非常好 Great.
很好，我去抹点乳液 Yeah great. I'll go put some lotion on.
好吧，好吧 Ok, ok.
谢谢 Thanks.
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
一些白痴在向我扔石头 Some idiots were trowing stones at me.
过来，让我看看 Come here. let me look at it.
让我看看 Let me see.
你不能再小心点吗？ Can't you be more careful?
- 你看到多少个手指？ - 5个 - How many fingers do you see? - 5.
- 现在呢？ - 4个 - And now? - 4.
你没看到这个？ And you don't see this one?
我们回房间，好让我在上面放点东西 Let's go to the room, so I can put something on it.
- 拿着我的毛巾 - 我稍后就去 - Take my towel. - I'll come up later.
很痛 It hurts.
让我看看 Let me see.
它很灼热 It burns.
你应该更小心一点 You should have been more careful.
- 你放了什么？ - 伏特加 - What did you put there? - Vodka.
- 我的伏特加？ - 你想感染吗？ - My vodka? - Do you want to get an infection?
不，但这是喝的，不是外用的 No, but this is for internal use not external.
别动 Hold it there.
我能和你一起去吗？ Can I join you?
只有在你止血之后 Only after you stop bleeding.
我已经停下来了 I stopped already.
看它，看 Look at it, look.
你好，很好的一天 Hello. Good day.
你想要什么？ What would you like?
我喜欢异国情调，什么是混合斯科尔，斯科尔...斯科尔基，对 I like something exotic. What is mixed skol, skol.. skolky. Yes.
烤架上的小杂烩，“那扎鲁”？ Little mixed on the grill - "na zaru"?
是的，我想要，很好 "na zaru" yes I want that. Very well.
先生，你呢？ And for you sir?
我，嗯，烤肠加些蔬菜 Me, hmmm, cevapcici with some vegetables.
我能推荐“拉兹尼奇”吗？它有更多的肉 Can I suggest "raznici" it has more meat.
你说什么，“拉兹尼奇纳扎鲁”？ what you say. "raznici na zaru"?
“那扎鲁”要这个！ "na zaru" have that!
好吧，好吧，先生，你呢？ Ok, ok. And for you sir?
- 我也要一样的 - 好的，一样 - I'll have the same. - Ok, the same.
还有一大瓶矿泉水 And a big bottle of mineral water.
如果你下午没有别的计划，我有一个朋友在船上 If you don't have other plans for the afternoon, I have a friend with a boat.
我一直想上船，走吧 I always wanted to go on a boat, let's go.
别让我们在船上生病 Let's not get sick on a boat.
我们不会生病的，我们要走了 We won't get sick. We are going.
是的，很好，但是想象一下，从统计学上来说 Yeah great, but imagine, that statistically,
每100个有晕船倾向的人中就有1个可能死亡 1 in 100 of people who are prone to sea sickness, can die.
因为当你在船上，水溅到你的耳朵里 Because when you are on a boat and water splashes into your ear,
海水泡沫会进入你的大脑 the sea foam can get into your brain,
这就是你晕船的原因 and that's how you get the seasickness.
这是非常不幸的 And that is very unfortunate.
米兰？ Milan?
很有趣 Very funny.
哎哟，你为什么打我，你不认识米奇吗？ Ouch, why are you hitting me for, don't you know Miki?
抱歉，让一下 Excuse me. Muscles.
请，这是我们的特色菜 Please, this is our specialty.
还有“斯科尔奇” And "skolky".
享受你的食物 Enjoy your food.
我点了什么？ What did I order?
-你不喜欢吗？ - 不 - You don't like it? - Nope.
能换一下吗？ Will you switch?
享受它，享受吧 Enjoy it. Enjoy.
- 享受你的食物 - 你也是 Enjoy your food. You too.
我们要去什么地方吃晚饭吗？ Are we going somewhere for a dinner?
我知道最好的餐馆 I know the best restaurant.
- 但我得先换衣服 - 好的 - But I have to change first. - OK.
我们走吧 Let's go then.
哇，太浪漫了，晚餐就在海边 Wow, so romantic, dinner right on the beachfront.
太棒了，米奇！ Great Miki!
等等，安全带卡住了 Wait, the seatbelt is stuck there.
我把它解开 I'll take it out.
- 你在这里演出吗？ - 是啊，这里到处都是 - Did you gig here? - Yeah, here and there as well.
这里的食物很棒，我很期待 Great food here. I'm looking forward to it.
你撞了我的手指！ You have smashed my finger!
你不能再小心点吗？ Can't you be more careful?
那很明显！ That's clear!
- 我会在上面加冰 - 你必须更加小心 - I'll put ice on it. - You have to be more careful.
谢谢你 Thank you.
游客！ Turists!
为你？烤鸡和炸薯条 For you? Grilled chicken and french fries.
- 我也要一样的 - 好的 - I'll have the same. - OK
我想要一些特色菜 I would like to have some specialty.
“利根那扎鲁”是我们的特色菜 "Ligne na zaru" our specialty.
“那扎鲁”是的，我要它 "na zaru" yes I'll have that.
看看丹尼 Look Denin.
我以前常和他一起演出，我马上回来好吗？ I used to gig with him, I'll be right back ok?
- 让我看看那根手指 - 它好点了 Let me see that finger. It hurst.
我可以为你吻得更好 I can kiss it better for you.
我的朋友罗克诺拉怎么了？ What's up my friend rocknrolla?
- 停下，不然我会流更多的血 - 笨蛋！ Stop it, or I get more blood there. Stupid!
大家好，准备好了吗？ Hey everybody, are you ready?
是的爸爸？ Yes dad?
我昨晚做了个噩梦，你没事吧？ I had a bad dream last night. Are you all ok?
差不多 Pretty much.
怎么回事？ What happened?
没什么，我只是手指被撞了一下 Nothing, i just slammed my finger little bit.
- 它受伤了吗？ - 不，它只是肿了 - Is it broken? - No, it's only swollen.
你在哪儿撞的？ Where did you slammed it?
在车门？ In the car door?
车门？！？ Car door?!?
车怎么了？ What happened to the car?
车没什么，只是我的手指 Nothing with the car. Just my finger.
手指不会像那样被撞在车门上 Finger will not get slammed in the car door just like that.
给我发一张汽车的照片 Send me a picture of the car.
我告诉你，这车很好，我们刚点了晚餐 I'm telling you, the car is perfectly fine. We've just ordered dinner.
所以当你在等食物的时候，出去，把车从附近开过来 So while you are waiting for your food, go outside, snap the car from all the sides,
把照片发给我！ and send me the pictures!
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
我正去，是的，我正出去 I'm going, yes I'm going out.
- “利根那扎鲁”，请 - 谢谢你 - "ligne na zaru" please. - Thank you.
你现在明白了吗，没事吧？ Do you see now, it's all right?
你得小心点！对吗？ And you have to be more careful! Yes?
好吧，咱们别再说了 OK, just everybody stop saying it.
向妈妈问好 Say hi to mom.
- 一切都好吗？ - 对 - Everything OK? - Yes.
我有提到那辆车吗？ Did I have to mention the car?
你不应该这样 You shouldn't have.
我点这个了吗？ Did I order this?
我想你会喜欢的 I think you will enjoy it.
这是献给我朋友的 This is for my friends.
对不起，我撞到你的手指了 Sorry I slammed your finger.
这是我的朋友丹尼 This is my friend Denin.
对不起，我不想打扰你，你能借我几样东西吗？ Sorry, I don't want to interrupt, but can you lend me few things?
我就在水槽里洗袜子和内衣 I will just wash my socks and underwear here in the sink,
因为詹卡无意中拿走了我的包，而她所有的衣服都太小了 because Janka took by accident my bag and all her clothes are too small.
很抱歉 So sorry.
你真的没有衣服吗？ You really don't have clothes here?
只有我穿的 Only what I have on,
还有我在加油站买的泳衣 and the swimsuit I got at the gas station.
早上的那些？ The ones from the morning?
不，是下午的那些 No the ones from afternoon.
其他的是她的 Those other ones were hers.
因为早上的那些，你可能不应该再穿了 Because the ones from the morning, you should probably not wear those again.
是啊，别再说了 Yeah don't mention them again.
我这里有詹卡的行李，还有拖鞋 I have Janka's luggage here. With the slippers as well.
现在就拿着这个 Take this for now.
明天我们会想出办法的 Tomorrow we'll come up with something.
不管怎样，去哪里睡觉？ Anyway, where are going to sleep?
我要回去和我的朋友聊天，我去他家过夜 I'm going back to jam with my friend. I'll crash at his place.
那么晚安 Good night then.
谢谢，你很酷！ Thanks, you rock!
早上好 Good morning.
我在等你，我看得出来 I'm waiting for you. I can see that.
你什么时候睡觉的？ What time did you go to sleep?
我还没睡 I didn't go yet.
你睡得怎么样？哈？ How did you sleep? Ha?
再好不过了 Couldn't be better.
这是充气床 This is inflatable bed.
你会把它扔到水上 You'll throw it on the water,
然后你去那个岛 and off you go to that island.
我们不是应该有条船吗？ Shouldn't we have a boat?
- 我什么也没拿到 - 太好了！ I couldn't get anything else. Wonderful!
再快点米兰 Faster Milan.
我们得去另一边 We have to go to the other side.
但是岛在那里！ But the island is there!
- 就在那儿！ - 不，在那边 - It's there! - No, over there it is.
米奇说在那儿！你能也推一下吗？ Miki said it's there! Can you push a little bit too?
让我歇一会儿 Let me just rest a while.
米兰给了它一些动力 Milan put some power in to it.
我们到了吗？ Are we there yet?
比特卡，帮我一点 Beatka, help me little bit.
我们根本不动 We are not moving at all.
我在尽我所能 I'm doing what I can.
好吧，让我来接手 OK let me take over.
什么？米兰 What? Milan.
这，这是你的花 Here, here is your flower.
只有水 It's only water.
为什么？ Why?
为什么我总是让你说服我做蠢事？ Why do I always let you convince me to do stupid stuff?
看看我像什么？ Look what I look like?
我可以花一上午的时间给自己做造型... I can spend the whole morning styling myself...
我要回旅馆房间去 I'm going back to the hotel room.
我喘口气就马上到 I'll be right there, as soon as I catch my breath.
我要自己把盐和沙子洗掉 I'll wash the salt and the sand from myself.
我也去，我只需要卸妆 I'll go too, I just have to remove my makeup.
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
- 我踩到了那个海胆 - 什么时候？ - I stepped on the urchin. - When?
什么时候？刚才！ What when? Right now!
- 在哪里？ - 在淋浴间 - Where? - In the shower.
这就是那个海胆在淋浴间干的 This is what the urchin is doing in the shower.
- 我会用镊子挑的，但是来这里，这里有更多的光 - 好的 - I'll pick it with the tweezers, but come here, there is more light here. - OK
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
你必须更加小心 You have to be more careful.
我很小心 I'm careful.
好像到处都是为我准备的 It's like it is prepared for me everywhere.
是你，伙计，你不在乎周围发生了什么 That's you, men. You don't care what is going on around you.
如果是我去洗澡，我肯定会注意到的 If it was me going into the shower, I would notice for sure.
你在想什么？ What were you thinking about?
我不知道 I don't know.
你肯定在镜子里看你的肌肉 You were for sure checking out your muscles in the mirror.
也许有点 Maybe a little.
做完了，你可以去洗澡了 All done, you can hit the shower.
小心那个海胆 Watch out for the urchin.
嗨！ Hi!
伙计，你怎么了？ Buddy, what happened to you?
有个白痴把一个海胆放在淋浴间里 Some imbecile put an urchin in the shower.
不知道那是谁？ No idea who could that be?
我留下了一张警告便条 I left a warning poster.
我认为用鱼缸的整个想法是绝对愚蠢的 I think the whole idea with the fish tank is absolutely dumb.
- 你只是在杀害无辜的生物 - 那好吧 You are just killing innocent creatures. All right then.
你好，我想喝点汤 Good day, I would like to have some soup.
- 我们有种漂亮的汤，里面有小龙虾 - 太好了，我要那个 - We have a beautiful soup, with crayfish. - Great I'll have that.
为你？只有沙拉 For you? Only salad.
- 什锦沙拉 - 好的 - Mixed salat. - OK.
- 我已经吃过了 - 谢谢你 - I've already eaten. - Thank you.
你去岛上了吗？ Did you go to the island?
别让我想起那个岛，因为我们被那个愚蠢的蓝色东西弄翻了 Don't remind me of the island, because we capsized with that stupid blue thing.
那不是最聪明的主意 That wasn't the brightest idea.
我有更好的东西给你，听着 I have something better for you. Listen up.
- 我们开车去那个血腥战场 - 什么？ We'll drive to the Bloody Field. What?
你从来没听说过那个血腥战场？ Have you never heard about the Bloody Field?
真的吗？ Seriously?
那是一处非常有趣的历史遗迹 It's a very interesting historical monument.
我想把它展现给你，因为你应该看它 which I would like to show it to you because you deserve it.
- 那里地上洒着处女的血 - 真的？ - The earth there is sprinkled with the blood of virgins. - Really?
和年轻寡妇的眼泪 And by tears of the young widows.
龙牙的骨髓到处都是 The bone marrow of dragon teeth is everywhere.
你无法用语言来形容它 You can't describe it by words.
有那么多能量，那是业力 There is so much energy, it's karmic.
它是第三脉轮的入口 It's the entrance to the third chakra.
什么？ What?
非常重要的是，那里没有海胆，好吗？ And very important, there are no urchins there. ok?
不错！ Far out!
好像我已经在那里了 Like I'm already there.
我想去，我喜欢历史 I would go, I like history.
那太棒了，因为历史美化了你的灵魂 That's awesome because history beautifies your soul.
在那个地方，历史像这样从任何地方向你走来 And at that place history comes at you from everywhere like this.
美味的小龙虾汤 Beautiful soup with the crayfish.
打扰 Excuse me.
- 给你的，混合沙拉，谢谢你 - 享受吧 - And for you, mixed salad. Thank you. - Enjoy it.
你为什么不吃？ Why aren't you eating?
我正在准备喝汤 I'm getting ready for the soup.
我喜欢这个 I like this one.
它动了，你只是在想象，真的很确定 It moved. You are just imagining it. Really for sure.
它已经死了很长时间了 It's dead for long time.
他们抓到它之前就死了 It was dead before they caught.
在这儿什么地方吗？ Is it somewhere here?
嗯哼 hmmmm
上次我在这儿的时候没看到那么远 It didn't look that far when I was here last time.
- 你那时几岁？ - 九岁 - How old were you at that time? - Nine
不，我一定是十岁，因为我九岁的时候，整个夏天我的一条腿都在石膏里 No, I had to be ten, because when I was nine I had my leg in the cast for the whole summer.
怎么回事？ What happened?
我从樱桃树上摔下来 I fell from a cherry tree.
这并不奇怪 That doesn't surprise me.
我很有运动天赋，这不是我的错 Well, I'm pretty athletic, it wasn't my fault.
我下面的树枝断了 The branch under me gave out.
我应该回去吗？我们已经开了3个小时了 Should I go back? We are driving for 3 hours already.
不，我们走对了，我肯定 No, we are on the right track, I'm sure.
你是吗？ Are you?
我当然是 Of course I am.
就在这里，停车 Here right here, stop the car.
就在这里，是的 Right here, yes.
在这儿！ Here it is!
这里什么都没有 There is nothing here.
你觉得什么都没有？ What you mean nothing?
克罗地亚和土耳其军队之间最大的冲突就发生在这里 The biggest clash between Croatian and Turkish army happened right here.
在克罗地亚和奥斯曼帝国的100年战争中 In the 100year war between Croatians and Ottoman's Empire,
土耳其军队到达了尼雷特瓦河 Turkish army made it to the Neretva river.
因为接下来他们会一直到威尼斯 Because in the next move they would make it all the way to Venecia,
克罗地亚人站了出来 Croats made their stand.
近两万勇士在这里相遇 Almost 20,000 warriors met right here.
8千克罗地亚骑兵 8,000 Croat cavalry men,
8千土耳其骑兵 8,000 Turkish cavalry men.
克罗地亚人设下圈套 Croats made a trap.
但土耳其人没那么容易上当 But the Turks didn't fall for it.
所以克罗地亚人直接进攻 So the Croats went for the direct attack.
这正是土耳其人所期待的 That's exactly what the Turks waited for.
他们包围了克罗地亚军队 They surrounded the Croats army.
完全摧毁了它 And destroyed it completely.
一天就死了7000克罗地亚人 7,000 Croats died in one day,
就在这个地方 all on this very field.
事后，克罗地亚人越来越往北跑 In the aftermath, Croats ran more and more north.
奥地利，匈牙利还有斯洛伐克 To the Austria, Hungary and also to Slovakia.
他们中的一个 And one of them,
是我的曾曾祖父 was my great, great, great, grandfather.
所以我们在这里开了3个小时 So we drove here for 3 hours,
所以你能给我们讲一个你曾祖父输给土耳其人的故事吗？ so you could tell us a story about how your great grandpa lost with Turks?
不 No.
他没有在这里打仗 He didn't fight there.
那又怎么样？ Then what?
但他本来可以 But he could have.
我们现在就杀他，还是等会儿？ We'll kill him now, or later?
好吧，我要回车里去 Well all right, I'm going back in the car.
你可以留在这里，继续战斗，我们要走了 You can stay here, keep fighting. We are leaving.
嘿，等等，我也来了 Hey wait, I'm coming too.
为什么脸拉这么长，是你想听一些历史 Why such a long faces. It was you who wanted some history.
我想要点甜的 I want something sweet.
你知道吗，你一直在付钱，所以这次，我来付汽油费 You know what. You pay all the time, so this time, I'll pay for the gas.
你不必 You don't have to.
昨晚我和乐队一起赚了些钱，我会付钱的 I made some money with the band last night. I'll pay.
好吧，我去拿点东西，我也是 OK, I'll go get something. Me too.
这边请 There you go.
听着，油箱里有洞吗？30升，还在继续 Listen, is there a hole in the tank? 30 liters and still going.
停，停下，停下！ Stop, stop it stop it!
算我的，别担心 It's on me don't worry.
发生什么事？这是怎么了？ What's going on? What is it?
- 停下！ - 我有足够的钱，别担心 Stop it! I have enough money don't worry.
它需要柴油，不是汽油！ It takes diesel, not the gasoline!
你应该让我窒息的，无论如何，父亲会杀了我的 You should have let me choke on it. Father will kill me anyway.
我想这经常发生，正常的事 I think it happens a lot. Normal thing.
我要问你能做什么，他们会知道的 I'm going to ask what can be done. They'll know.
你别再让自己窒息了！ You just stop choking yourself!
我不知道，现在怎么办？ I have no idea. What now?
我是对的，总是这样 See I was right. it happens all the time.
机修工星期一来这里，把油箱倒空，就这样 The mechanic comes here on Monday, empties the tank and that's it.
星期一？ On Monday?
我不会把车留在这里 I'm not leaving the car here.
别这样，他们全天候在这里 Don't be like that, they are here 24/7.
好 Well.
哦，是的，他们会给我们一辆备用车 Ohh yeah, they will give us a spare vehicle.
你看这很好 See that's good.
我还有别的选择吗？ Do I have another option?
我想没有 I think not.
把钥匙给他们 Give them the keys.
认真的吗？ Seriously?
酷！ Cool!
摩托车，我不要坐在那上面 Motorcycle. I'm not sitting on that.
别像个婴儿，它就像一辆自行车 Don't be a baby, it's like a bicycle.
我看上去已经死了 I already see as dead.
一点也没死 Not dead at all.
我开着这样的车去学校 I drove one like that to the school.
记得吗？ Remember?
当然 Of course.
它不适合我们三个人，所以我要去喝杯啤酒 It won't fit three of us, so I'm going for a beer.
我有足够一天的压力，晚点来接我好吗？ I had enough stress for one day. Pick me up later ok?
过来宝贝！ Common baby!
我们走！ Here we go!
去吃点东西，我这儿有几个朋友 Go get something to eat, I have some friends here.
晚上来接我 Pick me up in the evening.
要多长时间？ How long is it going to take?
你要在那儿呆多久？ For how long are you going to be there?
对不起 Sorry.
我不会让这毁了我的夜晚，我在楼下等 I'm not going to let this ruin my evening. I'll wait downstairs.
你觉得怎么样，一支很棒的乐队？ What do you think, a great band?
- 你想要什么？ - 可乐 - What do you want? - Coke.
红酒 Red wine.
双份威士忌、可乐和红酒 Double whisky, coke and red wine.
你喝的是双份威士忌 You are drinking double whisky.
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
干杯！ Cheers!
你真了不起！ You are on a roll!
我们跳舞吧！来吧 Let's dance! Come.
- 米奇？ - 是的 - Miki? - Yeees.
去看看他是不是又在洗袜子了 Go see if he is washing his socks again.
马上 Right away.
准备好离开了吗？ Getting ready to go out?
不 Nope.
你又是阿帕切人了吗？ Are you an Apache again?
不 No.
哦，所以你有一个异装癖的会议 Ohh so you have a meeting of transvestites.
不 No.
我想念詹卡 I miss Janka.
詹卡 Janka.
是啊 Yeah.
当你们一起跳舞的时候 When you guys danced together,
我变得很伤心 I became so sad,
我们不能在一起 that we can't be together as well.
我会的 I would,
我会给她买一双 I would buy her two of those,
粉色拖鞋 pink slippers.
只是为了她能和我在一起 Just so she could be here with me.
叫她过来 Call her to come here.
我打电话给她 I called her.
她不接电话 She's not picking up.
也不会回复短信 And won't respond to the texting.
我又搞砸了 I screwed up again.
你什么都没搞砸 You didn't screw up anything.
你吵架了 You had an argument.
会发生的 It happens.
会过去的 Will pass.
我总是把一切都搞砸 I always screw up everything.
我的一生 My whole life.
我想让人们玩得开心 I want for people to have fun.
但我总是搞砸 but I always screw it up.
就连那个海胆也死了 Even that urchin, died.
可怜的海胆，我不该踩到它 Poor urchin, I shouldn't have stepped on it.
看这就是证据 See that's the proof,
我无法和任何人相处好 that I'm no good for anybody.
但我，我不想 But I, I don't want to.
我不知道...我... I don't know... I ...
我知道，我明白 I know, I understand.
你记得吗，回想学校 Do you remember, back at school.
你给伊尔科娃送了鲜花，为她的命名日 You brought flowers for Ilkova, for her name's day.
她有过敏反应 She got an allergic reaction.
有一个月我们没有数学课 And for a month we didn't have the math.
或者乔治结婚的时候 Or when George was getting married,
你把他灌醉了，他错过了自己的婚礼 you got him so drunk, he missed his own wedding.
反正他也不想结婚 He didn't want to get married anyway.
那很好吗？ And that was good?
好吧 Well,
从我对宇宙运行的观点来看，是的 From my point of how the universe works, yes.
当然，你所有的失误都有一些隐藏的含义 For sure, all of your screwups have to have some hidden meaning.
我们现在还不清楚 It's just not clear to us right away.
如果詹卡认为一切都结束了呢？ What if Janka is thinking that it's all over?
你得让她知道，事实并非如此 You have to somehow let her know, that it's not.
我的恋爱关系也不是最好的 My relationship is not at it's best either.
那是什么？有什么不对劲吗？ What is it? Is something not working out?
不，不是那样 No, nothing like that.
但有了戒指 But with the ring,
我得找个更好的时机 I have to catch some better moment.
你知道吗？ You know what?
打电话给她，我们会早点回去 Call her, that we will return sooner.
星期一我去取车 On Monday I'll pick up the car.
把你送到她家门口 drop you off at front of her house,
你会告诉她，没有她你活不下去 you will tell her, that you can't live without her,
你会答应她一些美好的事情 and you'll promise her something nice.
米兰 Milan,
你是我最好的朋友 you are my best friend ever.
我只是想知道你在这里干什么这么久 I'm just wondering what you are doing here for so long.
我要躺在沙发上，你们在一起很开心 I'm going to crash on the sofa and you just enjoy each others company.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - night night. - Good night.
什么，怎么回事？ What, what happened?
蜥蜴！蜥蜴？ Lizard! Lizard?
在哪里？ Where?
它在这里，但现在它逃走了 It was here, but now it escaped.
天哪！ Jesus!
什么蜥蜴 What lizard,
猴子！在我脑子里！ monkey! Inside my head!
那并不奇怪，去把你脸上的化妆品弄干净 That doesn't surprise me. And go get that makeup off your face.
我昨天在做什么？ What was I doing yesterday?
你想念她，所以你和她的化妆有关 You missed her. So you connected with her make up,
还有她的丁字裤 and with her g-strings.
真的吗？ For real?
不，我开玩笑，只是拿着她的胸罩 No I'm kidding, just with her bra.
你知道我昨天答应过，我们会早点回去 You know I promised yesterday, that we will return sooner.
为什么？ Why?
你也不喜欢我吵架后离开10天 You wouldn't like either if after an argument I would leave for 10 days.
你哪儿也不去，我爱你 You don't go anywhere, I love you.
这就是原因 That's exactly why.
好吧，我们已经尽力让它发挥作用了 Well ok, we have tried to make it work.
但我们至少可以享受今天，不是吗？ But we could enjoy at least today, no?
我会想出办法的 I'll come up with something.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我在听 I'm listening.
但我出国了，试试米罗 But I'm out of the country, try Miro.
我现在真的帮不了你 I really can't help you right now.
好的，再见 Ok, bye.
那是谁？ Who was that?
工作当中，他们有一些问题 From work, they have some problem.
他们处理不了，让别人来处理吧 They can't handle it, so let someone else deal with it.
太好了 Excellent.
让别人来处理吧！ Let someone else handle it!
别人该怎么办？ What should someone else handle?
怎么回事？ What happened?
他们下班后打电话给我说有些问题 They called me from work about some problem.
车上有什么东西？ Something with the car?
不，车很好 No, the car is fine.
顺便说一句 By the way,
我们明天晚上回去 we'll be back tomorrow evening.
为什么，那里不够温暖吗？ Why, is it not warm enough there?
不，不，这里很好，但我明天必须回家 No, no, it's great here, but I need to be home by tomorrow.
但是经过这么长时间的旅行，你应该在那儿呆久一点 But after such a long trip, you should stay there longer.
你不能上下行驶800公里 You can't drive up and down 800 kilometers,
即使是卡车司机也得休息一下 Even truck drives have to get some rest.
他们不睡个好觉就不能开车 They can't drive without a good night sleep.
今晚我会睡得像个婴儿，明天我们就在那儿，好吗？ I'll sleep like a baby tonight and tomorrow we are there. OK?
好吧，照顾好自己，开慢点 OK, so take care of yourself and drive slow.
是的，是的，我们开慢点，向妈妈问好 Yes, yes we'll drive slow. Say hi to mom.
亲爱的 Darling,
如果我们租条船去那个岛怎么样？ what if we would rent a boat to that island?
这主意不错，我们可以试试 That's not a bad idea, we can try.
所以我美丽的人民 So my beautiful people.
我要为我的鱼缸到海里去抓一些动物来 I'm going to hit the sea to catch some creatures for my fish tank.
晚餐见，好吗？ See you at the dinner OK?
- 听起来不错 - 确保没有东西吃你 - Sounds good. - Make sure nothing eats you.
你把电话带来了吗，米兰？ Did you bring your phone here Milan?
以防万一 Just in the case of emergency.
比如什么？突然完全无法忍受的安静攻击？ Like what? Sudden totally unbearable attack of quietness?
我已经关掉它了 I'm turning it off already.
过来，过来 Come here, come.
等等，我马上回来 Wait, wait, I'll be right back.
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
糟了！ Crap!
比特卡 Beatka,
我们能慢慢回去吗？ could we go slowly back?
但我真的很喜欢这里 But I really like it here.
那好吧 Ok then.
好吧？！ OK then?!
如果他们刚下班打电话给你，那就告诉他们，我们在度假 If they just called you from your work, then let them know, that we are on vacation.
你知道，我只需要连接到服务器 You know, I just need to connect to a server.
我不能用电话，我需要我的笔记本电脑 I can't do it from the phone, I need my laptop.
是关于那个新客户的，如果我不解决 It's about that new client and if I won't fix it,
我会失去他，你也知道我们的财务状况 I will lose him. And you know our financial situation.
你知道吗米兰科？如果这会让你发疯，那我们就走吧 Do you know what Milanko? If it will drive you mad, then let's just go.
非常感谢这次浪漫之旅 And thanks a lot for this romantic trip.
我会补偿你的 I will make it up to you.
我等不及了 i can't wait.
海狼，过来，让我看看你有什么 Come here you sea wolf, let me see what you've got.
我会很快处理好的，我马上回来，马上回来，两秒钟 I'll just take care of something really quickly and I'm right back. Right back, two seconds.
我知道这需要一些时间 I see it will take some time.
亲爱的，马上就好 Darling, it will be done in a minute.
好的，我要下楼去，所以到那儿来 OK, I'm going downstairs, so come there.
我差不多完事了 I'm almost done.
我去酒吧 I'll be at the bar.
很高兴你能加入 It's great you hooked up.
你好！ Hiya!
那是一个更大的问题，但我解决了 It was a little bigger problem, but I solved it.
当然，没问题，我们只是在聊你在米奇家举办的大型聚会 Sure, no problem, we were just chatting about big parties you had at Miki's place.
什么？ What?
我只是告诉比塔你和那妞在一起的那一次，记得吗？ I was just telling Beata about that one time you were with that chick, remember?
你把自己和她锁在浴室，把手弄破了 You locked your self with her in the bathroom and the handle broke off.
是啊，真有趣 Yeah that was funny.
然后约翰尼来了... and then Johny came...
我们能去海边吗？ Can we go closer to the water?
会不会比故事更有趣？ Will it be more entertaining, then the handle story?
服务器崩溃不是我的错 It's not my fault our server crashed.
亲爱的，我们不要毁了一个美好的夜晚 Darling, let's not ruin a nice evening.
好吧，但我不想一直排在第二位 Fine, but I don't want to be in the second place all the time.
你有点浪漫，我会... You get some romance going and I will ...
别再喝醉了 Don't get drunk again.
我们在庆祝什么吗？ Are we celebrating anything?
我只想我们在一起玩得开心，葡萄酒？ I just want us to have a nice time together. Wine?
是的，谢谢 Yes, thank you.
你知道我很爱你 You know I love you so much.
我也爱你 I love you too.
我会做任何事让你开心 And I will do anything to make you happy.
我知道有时候 I know that sometimes,
我工作时间太长了，但我是为我们做的 I stay too long at work, but I'm doing it for us.
所以我们可以像这样不时地坐在海边 So we can sit like this by the sea from time to time.
我不介意，你工作很多 I don't mind, that you work a lot,
但恐怕你的余生都会这样 but I'm afraid it will be like this for the rest of your life.
有时候你整晚都在工作 Sometimes you are at work whole night,
我不想一个人在家 and I don't want to be home alone.
对不起 Sorry.
为什么你不能，至少在我等了好几个月的假期里 Why can't you, at least on vacation, which I was waiting for for months,
至少暂时忘掉你的工作，浪漫一点 at least for few moments forget about your work and be a little bit romantic.
但我是，看 But I am, look
蜡烛，酒，大海... candles, wine, the sea...
都很浪漫，不是吗？ It's all romantic, no?
但是，比特卡... But, Beatka ...
听着，伙计们，我找到一部手机，什么？是的 Look, guys, I found a cell phone. What? Yeah here.
嘿！ Hey!
嘿，那是我的电话 Hey, that's my phone.
我找到了 I found it.
你在哪里找到的？在水里 And where did you find it? In the water.
因为我把它扔在那里了 Because I threw it there.
如果你不想要的话 If you didn't want it.
那不是真的，我想要的，那是个意外 That's not true, I wanted it, it was an accident.
我看起来不像那样 I didn't look like that.
把手机还给我 Give me back my phone.
100欧元 100 euros.
100欧元买我在海里的手机？ 100 euros for my phone which was in the sea?
50英镑？ 50?
10英镑 10
20英镑 20
10欧元，不会淹死你的 10 euros and will not drown you.
那好吧 All right then.
你弄坏了！ You broke it!
刚才发生了什么？ What just happened?
我是个白痴 I'm an idiot.
为什么？我把一切都搞砸了 Why? I've screwed up everything.
你知道吗，喝了这个我去和她谈谈 You know what, drink this up and I'll go talk to her.
随你的便 Do as you please.
你想喝点酒吗？ Would you like some wine?
不 nope
你知道吗？ You know what?
我曾经养了一条金鱼 I used to have a goldfish at one time.
我真的很爱她 I really love her.
而且 and
一天早上我在吃面包 one morning I was eating some bread,
她给了我一些奇怪的表情 she was giving me some weird looks.
所以我给了她一些面包 So I gave her some of that bread,
她死了 and she died.
你知道我的意思吗？ Do you know what I mean?
如果你认为我是金鱼，他就不在乎了 If you think that I'm some kind of goldfish, he just doesn't care anymore.
你确定你不想要酒吗？好啊 Are you sure you don't want some wine? OK.
好的，我马上回来 OK I'll be right back.
所以就这样 So it's like this.
比特卡认为，你忽略了她 Beatka thinks, you are ignoring her.
你必须更加注意 You have to be more attentive.
我很细心 I am attentive.
听着，我给你讲个故事 Listen I'll tell you a story.
很久以前，我想养一条金鱼 Way back, I wanted to have a goldfish.
我一个人，感到很孤独 I was alone, felt really lonely.
圣诞节的时候，我妈妈给了我一条金鱼，她的名字叫玛吉卡 And for Christmas, my mom gave me a goldfish, her name was Majka.
我很细心，给了她食物 I was attentive, gave her food,
但后来我又干了别的事，她死了 but then I got into other things and she died.
因为我没有喂她 Because I didn't feed her.
你把它放在哪儿？ Where do you go with that?
有时你会意识到你失去了什么 That sometimes you realize what you loose after it is gone.
我想再弄一次鱼缸 That's what I want to get the fish tank again.
我不想放开她 I don't want to loose her.
如果我还没有放开她 If I didn't loose her already.
我知道我有什么 I know what I have.
我马上回来，好吗？ I'll be right back, ok?
谢谢您 Thank you.
给你 There you go.
谢谢 Thanks.
你知道吗 You know what,
我觉得你应该谈谈 I think you should talk.
关于什么？ About what?
我想一直以来，他都想告诉你一些事情，但事情总是打断你 I think the whole time, he wanted to tell you something, but things kept interrupting.
当然，像往常一样 Sure, like always.
你不可能总是看到半空的杯子 You can't always see the glass half empty.
我的几乎是空的 Mine is almost totally empty.
我认为你的观点太悲观了 I think your outlook is too pesimistic.
不，我的酒杯是空的 No, my wineglass is empty.
啊哈，我明白了，我马上回来 Aha, I see, I'll be right back.
谢谢您 Thank you.
不客气 You are welcome.
米奇只是给我讲了一个关于鱼的故事 Miki was just telling me some heartfelt story about a fish.
比特卡，我非常爱你 Beatka, I love you very much.
我不想放开你 I don't want to loose you.
你让我的生活更美好 You make my life beautiful.
我也爱你 I love you too,
但我想，你不再关心我了 but I think, that you don't care about me anymore.
恰恰相反 it's just the opposite.
所以我想问你 That why I want to ask you,
我一直想问的一件事 the one thing I wanted to ask the whole time.
你愿意嫁给我吗 Would you marry me.
我都不知道该怎么说 I don't even know what to say to that.
如果你能说，是的，那就太好了 It would be really nice if you would say, yes.
是的 Yes,
- 你们把东西都打包了吗？ - 是的，我们打包了 - Did you pack everything? - Yes we've got it all.
亲爱的你检查过床头柜了吗？ Love did you check the nightstands?
是的，我们什么都带了 Yes we have everything.
- 上次我把充电器忘在墙上了 - 知道 - Last time I left my charger in the wall. - Have it.
好的，我去付账 OK, I'll go take care of the bill.
好吧，我把它装进去 Fine, i'll load it in.
我不明白，卡上没有钱 I don't understand. There is no money on the card.
- 我们花了很多钱吗？ - 别这么想 - Did we pay for anything big? - Don't think so.
但我已经做了所有的计算 But I've made all the calculations.
好吧，也许我从你的卡上借了点钱 Well, maybe I've borrowed some money from your card.
我不知道我的密码 I don't know my pin code.
你是说6969，你从学校开始就在用吗？ Do you mean 6969, you are using since the school days?
你有那样的习惯吗？ Do you have a pin like that?
很容易记住 It's easy to remember.
比3333好 Better then 3333.
我能很容易记住3333 I can remember 3333 very easy.
这是我的观点 That's my point.
我真的很抱歉，但我得买些潜水用的东西 I'm really sorry, but I had to buy some stuff for snorkeling,
还有泳衣，你知道詹卡拿走了我的行李 and swimsuit, you know that Janka took my luggage.
我回家会还你的 I'll pay you back at home.
但是怎么付旅馆的钱呢？ But how do pay for the hotel?
我来处理，你把我的东西拿进去 I'll take care of that, and you just get my stuff in.
袋子里的螃蟹真臭 Those crabs in the bag just stink like hell.
呃，把它放在某个地方 Yuk, put it somewhere.
你没有钱了吗？ You don't have any money left?
是的，我有，我准备了一些在回家的路上 Yes, I do, I have put some on the side for the trip home.
一切都很好 All taken care of.
我们可以回家了 We can go home.
他们真是太好了，跑来向我们挥手告别，把踏板踩到金属上 How nice of them, running to wave us goodbye. Hit the pedal to the metal.
你拿走我的螃蟹了吗？ Did you take my crabs?
很不幸是的，但是要确保这里没有泄漏 Unfortunately yes, but make sure nothing spills here.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我的脚很痛 My foot really hurts.
我无法开车 I can't drive.
我不能开这辆车 I'm not driving this car.
有点事发生，我未来的公公会恨我一辈子 Something happens and my future father in law will hate me for the rest of my life.
没有机会 Not a chance.
这又取决于我 It's up to me again.
但没关系，真的 But that's ok. Really.
我甚至驾驶过直升机 I even piloted a helicopter.
我知道，你还在付钱 I know, you are still paying for it.
那不是我的错！ That wasn't my fault!
我坐在后面，太远了！ I'm sitting in the back. Far out!
又回驾驶室了？！ Back with the cabs again?!
小心！ Carefully!
你放心，老板 You got it boss.
米奇 Miki,
米奇，这里限速50 Miki, it's 50 here.
我知道这里是50，我每天都这样开车 I know it's 50 here, I drive this way every day.
我只是确定一下 I'm just making sure.
小心，她在斑马线上 Be careful, she is on the zebra.
哦，我应该把她撞倒吗？ ohhh, should I run her over?
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
我？在我唯一的爱之后，詹卡 Me? After my only love. Janka.
对不起，你开得很好，谢谢你 I'm sorry, You drove nicely. Thank you.
- 你能开车吗甜心？ - 我？ - Can you drive sweetheart? - Me?
- 我的脚还在痛 - 好吧 - My foot is still hurting. - OK.
- 你确定？ - 嗯 - Are you sure? - Uhmmm.
再见 See ya.
我很想你 I've missed you so much.
我真蠢 I'm so stupid.
我们永远不会争吵，永远，好吗？ We will never argue, ever, ok?
尤其是像粉色拖鞋这样的蠢货 Especially about something stupid like pink slippers.
我完全同意 I totally agree with that.
你这是什么意思？！ What do you mean by that?!
我只是开玩笑 I'm just kidding.
我爱你 I love you.
我更爱你，不，我更爱你... I love you more. No, I love you more...
我们走吧 Well let's go.
耶稣，玛丽亚... Jasus, Maria...
踩踏板很容易 Easy with the pedal.
你想把转向灯打开吗？ Do you want to put the turn light on?
再说一句我就不开车了！ One more word and I'm not driving!
我很安静 I'm quiet.
小心，小心！ Watch out, watch out!
我知道我不该开这辆车，我就知道 I knew I shouldn't have driven this car. I knew it.
这不能发生，不能发生 This is not happening, not happening.
怎么回事？ What happened?
有东西咬我的腿 Something bit me in my leg.
可能更糟，如果你撞上那根杆子 It could have been worse. If you would hit that pole there.
我死了 I'm dead.
你没有死，你没事 You are not dead. You are OK.
他一发现我就死定了 I will be dead when he finds out.
好吧，我的朋友，你不能这样回家 Well, my buddy, you can't return it like this.
我知道我不能！ I know I can't!
我有两个好消息要告诉你 I have two good news for you.
我甚至无法想象好消息是什么样子 I can't even imagine what good news looks like.
我觉得很难过，所以没和你们一起去 I felt so bad, that I didn't go with you guys.
既然我们还有10天，我们还有5天 And since we had 10 days, we still have 5 left.
所以我在最后一分钟弄到了4张去海滩的机票 So I managed to get 4 last minute airline tickets to the beach.
我不想去 I don't think I'm going.
为什么？我爸爸今晚会杀了我 Why? My dad will kill me tonight.
好吧，那是另一个好消息 Well, that's the other good news.
这似乎不是什么好消息，至少对我来说不是！ That doesn't seem like a very good news. At least not for me!
米兰科，就在这个街区下面是一个机械师 Milanko, right here down the block is a mechanic.
他是我的好朋友，我相信不会有什么问题 He is a very good friend of mine and I'm sure it won't be any problem.
太好了，我会付钱的 That's great I'll pay for it.
但我宁愿呆在家里 But I would prefer to stay home.
你能退票吗？ Can you return those tickets?
我真的不行 I'm really not up to it.
晚上好，是的，你好 Good evening, yes hello.
是的，我们做得很好... Yes, we are doing great ...
- 是谁？ - 你爸爸！ - Who is it? - Your dad!
倒霉！ Crap!
是的，再见，我给米兰 Yes, bye I'll give you Milan.
你在哪里？你应该已经到了！ Where are you? You were supposed to be here already!
你知道，爸爸，我... You know, dad, I...
我已经在酒店门口站了10分钟了 For 10 minutes I'm already standing at from of the hotel.
我们决定，我们... We have decided, that we...
我们是什么？ We are what?
我们最终要在这里呆到星期天 We will stay here after all till Sunday.
...既然天气这么好，我们星期天就按计划回来 ... since it's such a nice weather, we'll come back as we planned on Sunday.
- 什么？ - 好吗？好吗？再见 - What? - OK? OK? Bye now.
喂？那怎么了？ Hello? What is this?
那是怎么回事？ What was that about?
应该怎么说？ What was supposed to say?
我不能这样把车还给他 I can't give him the car back like this.
你想让我今晚死，还是在海边活着？ Do you want me dead tonight, or alive by the sea?
当然是活着，但最好是为了我自己 Of course alive, but preferably just for myself.
太好了，我会让他们知道去接车 Great, I will let them know to pick up the car,
你只要把东西拿出来 and you just unpack your stuff.
这将是有史以来最好的假期！ And this will be the best vacation ever!
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